A Tour To The White House
Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.... read more
Your Clock’s Spinning
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, “I’m not very busy today, why don’t you let me show you around?” The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer.... read more
Hillary with St. Peter
Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one second.... read more
Presidential Contest
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.... read more
London Toilets
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of stout.... read more
A Busy Weekend
A young high school couple – Johnny and Suzie had been dating for 2 years, but Suzie had very conservative parents - so she never told them about Johnny.... read more
Unusual Funeral
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.... read more
Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”... read more
Two Old Pensioners
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.... read more
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor.”... read more
